About the author

Geoph Essex was born in the country he’s from, and has since changed his place of residence on several occasions. He is a professional writer, actor, artist, multimedia creator and computer programmer. He is also available for children’s parties, but only if he feels they have a plausible chance of winning a decisive majority of the electorate.

Geoph currently resides in his home with his wife, a dog named after a potato, and an assortment of inanimate objects that give them places to sit while eating or working. He often returns from long walks with adventure splattered all over his jacket. You can learn more about Geoph Essex (and get in touch with him, if you’re into that sort of thing) at his official website, Semper Bufo.